The rebooted Left Behind film released its first trailer today. It's no secret that there are two Nicolas Cages: Good Nic Cage and Paycheck Nic Cage. This movie looks like it might be the worst instance of Paycheck Nic Cage the world has ever seen. Cage looks asleep in the parts of the film they decided to show in the trailer, which does not bode well for the rest of the film:

In lieu of a normal trailer poll—because, let's face it, this movie looks awful—today's poll options are modified comments pulled from a trailer discussion comment thread on from Glenn Beck's Huffington Post rip-off The Blaze.