On the No-Smashy Patrol

No smashy no Nike! #SeaMayDay pic.twitter.com/AdU3050CTv
— Kelly O (@drunkoftheweek) May 2, 2014

And no smashy this American-something-something clothing store either #SeaMayDay pic.twitter.com/dZ37WMdERz
— Kelly O (@drunkoftheweek) May 2, 2014

Meanwhile:

Sea Mayor's Executive Order to confiscate sticks and weapons is ready to be signed if violence erupts. #seamayday @Q13FOX
— C.R. Douglas (@crdouglasq13fox) May 2, 2014

Tags: Blogs City

Eli Sanders

Eli Sanders was The Stranger's associate editor. His book, "While the City Slept," was a finalist for the Washington State Book Award and the Dayton Literary Peace Prize. He once did this and once won this, but he also once crashed his bike into a parked car while on his way to a staff meeting, never mind this, so… His website, which probably hasn't been updated in a while, is www.elisanders.net.

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