Huloooooomosexuals! This weekâs Homosexual Agenda is all about âMo-Wave, as is good and just and meet. However! There are one or three wonderful thises and thats that the wise âmo mustnât miss.
THURS, APRIL 10th
The Rizo Returns
Just about once a yearâright around this fresh and springy time, in factâ a beautiful song bird from NYC flies into town on her foot-long eyelashes to lavish us all with her chanteuse-y talents and glamor. Tonight is the night! The Lady Rizo is truly one of the most charming and dazzling solo performers working, and I never miss a chance to wallow in her. "Caburlesque" is what she calls her sassy mĂ©lange of vaudeville, cabaret, and comedy, but what I call it is, âunforgettableâ. And although she has attained healthy successes in New York City and beyond, did you know she graduated from Cornish? True story. The Triple Door, 7:30pm, $18, 21+.
SATURDAY, APRIL 12th
Happy Birthday, Kevin Kauer!
Few have done more for Seattleâs gay nightlife than Kevin Kauer. That boy has thrown together the biggest and most notable events in town for at least the last three years, he rules The Eagle and reigns over Pride, he has brought in top-drawer talent from around the country and thrown epic extravaganzas. Heâs got his fingers in everyoneâs big gay pie, and tonight we celebrate the nativity of the bearded lady-boy who has given us all so much. DJs Jimmi Jackson and Derek Pavone will be spinning, Amo A Nia and Cuntella Von Tease will be on hand, J-Ello shots and indecent amounts of exposed boy-flesh are assured to ensue. âAnd Iâm going to put The Golden Girls on the TVs,â Kevin assures us, âcuz FUCK YOU, THATâS WHY.â I didnât hear anyone complaining. The Eagle, 10pm, $5-$7, 21+.
SATURDAY APRIL 12th
BACON BITS
I know, I knowâitâs been roughly twelve-beeeeeelion years since weâve all been to a Bacon Strip, and YES, itâs still kicking. This is mostly because we have to hike all the way to Theater off Jackson to see it now, and DAMMIT IâM LAZY. (And allergic to leaving The Hill for any reason, as you know.) Well! Tonight all that changes. The theme is, âMizz Honey Bucket and the Seven Bearsâ, which might sound like an average Thursday on Aurora, but is really just their Disney themed night they throw once a year. Mizz Honey, Sylvia, Cherryâall the usual suspects, with DJ Tony Burns and nearly naked Nathan Wayne as the Bacon Boy. I predict Little Mermaids aplenty. Theater Off Jackson, 10PM, $10, 21+.