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Tuesday, April 8, 2014

You Should Be Following @GOPTeens

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Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 1

Democrat Teens ‏@Democrat_Teens Apr 4
#Teens- if you're interested in #science, try #scientology!

https://twitter.com/Democrat_Teens/statu…

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on April 8, 2014 at 10:59 AM · Report this
The Establishment 2
The Poe's law is strong in this one.
Posted by The Establishment on April 8, 2014 at 11:00 AM · Report this
Dr. Z 3
Not to mention all that socialistic free air that people are breathing. Why not give the free market a crack at supplying air more efficiently at a reasonable profit.

Beaming advertising into your dreams is a promising idea too. The Republicans are all in favor of new markets like these.
Posted by Dr. Z on April 8, 2014 at 11:04 AM · Report this
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 4


Democrat Teens ‏@Democrat_Teens Apr 3

#TeenTrials- sit through an entire #womens sporting event! The hard part? No #laughing or #sleeping allowed!

https://twitter.com/Democrat_Teens/statu…
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on April 8, 2014 at 11:05 AM · Report this
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 5

Democrat Teens
‏@Democrat_Teens

#Teens- we've extended our party to #Latinos, soon they will reward us with delicious #burritos!

https://twitter.com/Democrat_Teens/statu…

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on April 8, 2014 at 11:07 AM · Report this
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@4 This is as clear an illustration as anything I've ever seen of the problems that conservatives have with understanding what comedy is and why things are funny
Posted by eptified on April 8, 2014 at 11:09 AM · Report this
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The "GOP Teens" feed is funny because it's aimed at the GOP itself - and at bad social media marketing, and at aging people trying to stay relevant generally - whereas the democrat teens thing appears to be aimed at.. fictional teenagers? Who can't figure out how to put pants on by themselves?
Posted by eptified on April 8, 2014 at 11:14 AM · Report this
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 8
#6, #7 are saying:


I do the same exact thing as you are doing.

But while my same thing is brilliant parody, your same thing is Cro-Magnon social commentary to be taken at face value.


Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on April 8, 2014 at 11:18 AM · Report this
JonnoN 9
What @6/7 said. I'm not sure how bailo figures out how to put his pants on either. Stop being so fucking stupid, or at least stop being proud of it.
Posted by JonnoN http://www.backnine.org/ on April 8, 2014 at 11:20 AM · Report this
fletc3her 10
There definitely is something different about the two feeds. I think the problem is that GOP feed is mocking the GOP for being racist and the Democrats feed is mocking the Democrats for being... also racist. It should rather mock the Democrats for being overly inclusive. The women's sports one starts out okay, but no laughing? Now you're mocking the Democrats for being sexist, not for being politically correct.

Right wingers don't watch comedy shows because they feel so victimized, but the Daily Show, Colbert, SNL, and the talk shows all take shots at Democrats all the time. If you aim right it can sting little, but still be very funny.
Posted by fletc3her on April 8, 2014 at 11:34 AM · Report this
mkyorai 11
@9 It always bears repeating: JBITDMFOTP.
Posted by mkyorai on April 8, 2014 at 11:34 AM · Report this
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The reason Democrat_Teens isn't funny is because its not a parody of the absurdity of the democratic party. What I mean by this is that there is 0% chance any well democratic candidate would ever say those lines. Well the GOP teens twitter might accidentally be retweeted by a conservative politician if it says around long enough, which makes it pretty funny.
Posted by Jeffmks on April 8, 2014 at 11:40 AM · Report this
venomlash 13
@8: It's too subtle for you to grasp.
Posted by venomlash on April 8, 2014 at 11:53 AM · Report this
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I'm waiting for the #CancelGOP now
Posted by dkjndmsahksdhksal on April 8, 2014 at 12:07 PM · Report this
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@8: John, you don't get it.

Have you ever noticed that people say that to you a lot?
Posted by J.R. on April 8, 2014 at 12:50 PM · Report this
biffp 16
How about "Democrat_Teens show your support for all that Obama is doing to build a path to citizenship"? That would be hilarious since Obama is deporting more people, more inhumanely while lamely pretending he supports immigration reform. @4, this stuff virtually writes itself - advocating for equal pay yesterday while the White House doesn't even practice it.
Posted by biffp on April 8, 2014 at 1:10 PM · Report this
COMTE 17
Or maybe it's just because you're really BAD at it, Bailo...
Posted by COMTE on April 8, 2014 at 1:14 PM · Report this
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#15, you missed your chance! you should have said:

You know nothing, Jon Snow
Posted by abrock_ca on April 8, 2014 at 4:41 PM · Report this
Knat 19
JB proves he doesn't understand satire, or how block quotes work. JBITDMFOTP.
Posted by Knat on April 8, 2014 at 6:36 PM · Report this
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"#NoThanks, I need a #clear head for #takingcrankwithmalehookers." #CoolWaysToSayNoToPot

Posted by beccoid on April 8, 2014 at 7:31 PM · Report this

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