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Thursday, March 20, 2014

"Wow, My First Tweet Was Fucking Stupid"

Posted by on Thu, Mar 20, 2014 at 10:56 AM

Someone in the office just looked up their first tweet and said that. You can look up your first tweet here. Everyone in the office rolls their eyes when an internet thing like this comes along, and then we all turn toward our computers and do what we just rolled our eyes about doing. My first tweet was apparently a Flannery O'Conner joke. #embarrassing #typical #figures

 

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my first ever:

Drunk of the Week: Now with Twitter! And some dude in his underwear! http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/drunk…

Posted by Kelly O on March 20, 2014 at 11:10 AM · Report this
yelahneb 2
DID YOU KNOW? People who “couldn’t care less” would not actually say, type or think that.
Posted by yelahneb http://www.strangebutharmless.com on March 20, 2014 at 11:21 AM · Report this
Enigma 3
"I signed up to protect my name."

Yeah, that sounds like me.
Posted by Enigma http://washingtonunitedformarriage.org/ on March 20, 2014 at 11:23 AM · Report this
rob! 4
Well, I looked up @fakedansavage's just cuz I was curious when he started:

Walking to the studio to tape with @stephenathome - hope the "Colbert bump" knocks my number of Twitter followers up from 4.

— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) July 12, 2011

Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on March 20, 2014 at 11:31 AM · Report this
MacCrocodile 5
"Fine. You win, internet. I hope you're happy."
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on March 20, 2014 at 11:31 AM · Report this
Fnarf 6
@3, you're lucky. Some asshole snagged @fnarf just to piss me off, and it's still there all these years later. Very tiresome (for those approximately three minutes a year I think about Twitter).
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on March 20, 2014 at 11:48 AM · Report this
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"I'm at work." It was 2008, ok? I had no idea what twitter was.
Posted by Waltshley on March 20, 2014 at 11:56 AM · Report this
very bad homo 8
First tweet, 2008:

"Listening to Fiona Apple."

It didn't get much better from there.
Posted by very bad homo on March 20, 2014 at 12:08 PM · Report this
Jessica 9
"Waiting for Mo to take us to Seward Park, just finished a bottle of wine between us." at 12:25pm on a weekend in 2008. Ah, the halcyon days of Original Monique and the old Slog crowd and the joys of day-drinking before we were parents.
Posted by Jessica on March 20, 2014 at 12:11 PM · Report this

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