It's been a thousand years since we've had a good TUCK, and that's because BenDeLaCreme was off "visiting a sick uncle" or some huge unimaginable lie like that. But at last! Tuck rides again, and this time she's going to CAMP, so dress like a girly Boy Scout or something, and let's get back on this pony. (And you DO want to dress, please; Tuck has the funnest photo booth in town, with photographer Tim Harmon—and if you're stressing about your dressing, there's a makeover station hosted by Atomic Cosmetics that will wig you up and frock you good and hard.) Robbie Turner, Aleksa Manila, Jackie Hell, Mama Tits, Adé, and Cherry Sur Bête will all be performing, of course, as well as (best of all) the star of this season's RuPaul's Drag Race, BenDeLaCreme! (Note to Ben: Hope Uncle Charlie or whatever is feeling better! Sheesh.) Chop Suey, 9 pm, $10/$8 in drag, 21+.

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