Straight Up Bonin': It's possible that human bones have been found along the Columbia River after the water level was lowered to do some repairs on a dam. Maybe it's just an otter, which, thanks to early childhood books, is literally the only thing I think about when I hear about dams.
We Don't Know What It Is, So Let's Tax the Shit Out of It: Is it a cigarette? Is it an updated hookah? Is it just "nicotine infused juices," the worst phrase I've ever read? Lawmakers can't figure out that e-cigs are water vapor, so they want to tax them like cigarettes just in case.
Sacre Oh Shit!: French chefs are freaking out because worms are eating all of the escargot. "All the snails in Europe could be wiped out." I can't wait for the movie version of this—Liam Neeson is going to fuck those worms up!
Low Wage, High Rage: Students showed up at Seattle Community College yesterday to voice their concerns about the proposed minimum wage hike. One student is worried he'll lose his restaurant job if the minimum wage is increased, whereas I'm worried that a college student working in a restaurant makes more money than me.