A 700 Club viewer asked Pat Robertson what he thinks about a friend who wants to marry a first cousin. This couple has supposedly "received several prophetic words" encouraging the pairing. The 83 year-old Robertson replies, first, with a hearty exclamation of "kissin' cousin, hey hey!" Then he says there's nothing in the Bible against it. Then he warns the couple to "get some geneticist to check the DNA" because "you don't want to have some mongoloid child." That's what Jesus would do!

(Via the ever-horrifying Christian Nightmares.)