We know what happens to two cows under socialism, communism, capitalism, and so on. But nothing will ever beat what happens to two cows in our economy, the economy dominating the world, financialized capitalism:
ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of
credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a
debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all
four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a
Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who
sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving
you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.
There it is.