I Wish It Was the Entire Cast of Community Instead: Joel McHale is performing at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. At least it's not Daniel Tosh, I guess.

Because Valentine's Day Is for Lovers: Here's a tour of a vibrator factory.

Because Valentine's Day Can Go Fuck Itself: Comics Vanguard is posting a series of anti-love comics panels under the general heading "Love Sucks!"

What Went Wrong with Chris Christie: Turns out, he was a bad person all along!

Somewhere, Julia Child Is Crying: "Military pizza prototype lasts three years without spoiling."

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME: Here are some (totally fake) instructions on how to become a sword swallower: