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Friday, February 14, 2014

Chatterbox: The Internet Is Talking About Joel McHale and Very Old Pizza

Posted by on Fri, Feb 14, 2014 at 4:36 PM

I Wish It Was the Entire Cast of Community Instead: Joel McHale is performing at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. At least it's not Daniel Tosh, I guess.

Because Valentine's Day Is for Lovers: Here's a tour of a vibrator factory.

Because Valentine's Day Can Go Fuck Itself: Comics Vanguard is posting a series of anti-love comics panels under the general heading "Love Sucks!"

What Went Wrong with Chris Christie: Turns out, he was a bad person all along!

Somewhere, Julia Child Is Crying: "Military pizza prototype lasts three years without spoiling."

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME: Here are some (totally fake) instructions on how to become a sword swallower:


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robotbutler 1
The fuck is your problem w/Joel Mchale? He's funny AND he's from Seattle.
Posted by robotbutler on February 14, 2014 at 4:53 PM · Report this
Really, fuck you, Paul Constant. Joel McHale is a local hero.
Posted by Bloated Jesus is Bloated on February 14, 2014 at 5:11 PM · Report this
Joel McHale is WAY cuter than very old pizza. And cuter than almost everyone else!
Posted by pat L on February 14, 2014 at 5:29 PM · Report this
Joel McHale is cool, Community really isn't.
Posted by dkjndmsahksdhksal on February 14, 2014 at 6:17 PM · Report this
motionP 5
I like these new afternoon updates. Please keep them coming.
Posted by motionP on February 14, 2014 at 7:22 PM · Report this
ScrawnyKayaker 6
Who's the steroid monster threatening to shove a mace up someone ass in the comics digest?
Posted by ScrawnyKayaker on February 14, 2014 at 7:37 PM · Report this
Hey, if this means Joel is angling for a better talk show, I'm all for it.
Posted by unpaid reader on February 14, 2014 at 7:47 PM · Report this
No shit. I like most of your stuff Paul but Joel kicks a lot of ass. Community, the soup, Seattle.
Posted by beef on February 14, 2014 at 8:46 PM · Report this
very bad homo 9
Adding to the Joel love-fest.
Posted by very bad homo on February 14, 2014 at 9:02 PM · Report this
Three cheers for Joel!
Posted by JJPhat on February 14, 2014 at 9:27 PM · Report this
seandr 11
@1: As a conventionally attractive, masculine white male, Joel McHale isn't really Paul's type.
Posted by seandr on February 15, 2014 at 8:43 AM · Report this
Millions of people go to bed hungry each night. It seems kind of shitty to spend a lot of time and money on researching and developing a fucking piece of pizza that will last several years.
priorities all fucked up man.
Posted by dontpissdownmybackthentellmeitsraining on February 15, 2014 at 8:49 AM · Report this
raku 13
White guys 100% of the past 5 white house dinner comedians including McHale. They make up 33% of the US population. End affirmative action for white dudes.
Posted by raku on February 15, 2014 at 8:48 PM · Report this

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