He was on, in a Seahawks windbreaker, with Denver Mayor Michael Hancock. Says Colbert, "Whether you're from the Mile High City or the Absolutely Baked City, you wanna win this game like it's a box of Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls."


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As cheesy as all this footballing and betting lately has been, I'm going to take a minute to enjoy a late-night TV show where a gay mayor and black mayor joke with the host about legal pot and later bar hours and then bet on the Super Bowl together. Fuck yes, 2014. Fuck yes.