So, listen, here's the thing: If you're hosting a reading or lecture, you need to tell The Stranger about it, preferably a couple weeks in advance, by e-mailing us at email@example.com. If we don't know about it, we can't tell our readers about it. The Stranger has—by far—the best and most comprehensive literary events calendar in the region. We want to include your event. But we can't include your event unless we know about your event.
Kafka is only one of your options for a gloomy Thursday night.