Sunday, January 26, 2014

WEST COAST GRAMMYS NOW

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First up: The text on that image is a lie. Because it is 1974, CBS has held the West Coast broadcast of the Grammys until 8 pm—three hours after the live East Coast broadcast of the Grammys, the results of which have been wildly Tweeted ever since. HAHAHAHAHA! So this is a super-kinky Slog event targeting only those people watching the Grammys on network television on the West Coast. WE ARE YOU, YOU ARE US, THIS IS HAPPENING. See you in the comments.

 

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1
Rap and bowties? Now I've seen everything.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 8:07 PM · Report this
2
LL missed a prime chance to drop a verse from "Big Ole Butt."
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 8:08 PM · Report this
David Schmader 3
Beyonce is gorgeous and talented and I love her.

Also, Macklemore has a good listening face.
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 8:08 PM · Report this
madamecrow 4
Why don't we get it live? Is it because there's no way anyone who watches 60 MINUTES could stay up until 8pm?
Posted by madamecrow on January 26, 2014 at 8:09 PM · Report this
David Schmader 5
Daft Punk's helmet realness. That's commitment.
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 8:10 PM · Report this
David Schmader 6
Pharrel's hat is positively Hayzee Fantayzeeian.
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 8:12 PM · Report this
David Schmader 7
Best New Artist for Macklemore and Ryan Lewis!
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 8:14 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 8
WHOA MACKLEMORE GREEN VELVET. His skin looks nice. His fiancé looks nice, too.
Posted by Emily Nokes on January 26, 2014 at 8:15 PM · Report this
9
Macklemore: "We made this album without a record label." YAY!
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 8:16 PM · Report this
10
I wish anyone, ever, would let Ryan Lewis talk!
Posted by Kelly O on January 26, 2014 at 8:16 PM · Report this
David Schmader 11
Ryan Lewis never got to say a thing.
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 8:17 PM · Report this
12
The 'push you off the stage music' came up right when he started to talk about making the record without a major record label ... Hmmmm.
Posted by edlorah on January 26, 2014 at 8:19 PM · Report this
13
Cards on the table: Most of the contemporary music I like sells in the three or four figures. I can’t really relate to this shit.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 8:19 PM · Report this
jezbian 14
AND ryan walked back down the stairs into the audience!
Posted by jezbian on January 26, 2014 at 8:20 PM · Report this
stinkbug 15
Macklemore:Penn::Ryan Lewis:Teller
Posted by stinkbug on January 26, 2014 at 8:21 PM · Report this
jezbian 16
paula poundstone on facebook: "Mackelmore & Ryan Lewis say their fame spread "organically," which means it's really expensive, and available at Whole Foods."
Posted by jezbian on January 26, 2014 at 8:22 PM · Report this
COMTE 17
It's even worse than that: apparently, the only way to watch the actual broadcast, as opposed to the vapid "red carpet", "backstage" and "loading dock" feeds, is to have a television.

And the music "industry" wonders why it's becoming increasingly irrelevant. "Adapt or die", isn't just a quaint turn of phrase.
Posted by COMTE on January 26, 2014 at 8:22 PM · Report this
betsybadthing 18
fuck macklemore.
Posted by betsybadthing http://betsybadthing.tumblr.com on January 26, 2014 at 8:22 PM · Report this
stinkbug 19
fyi: For those who don't want to watch the entire show, you can turn back into your TV around 11pm to watch M&RL (and others) perform.
Posted by stinkbug on January 26, 2014 at 8:23 PM · Report this
betsybadthing 20
fuck macklemore
Posted by betsybadthing http://betsybadthing.tumblr.com on January 26, 2014 at 8:23 PM · Report this
David Schmader 21
Segal: Never mind the music. Just judge everyone on their looks.
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 8:24 PM · Report this
derek_erdman 22
@18: but Ryan Lewis can't lose.
Posted by derek_erdman http://www.derekerdman.com on January 26, 2014 at 8:24 PM · Report this
David Schmader 23
This song is bullying me to suicide.
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 8:26 PM · Report this
jezbian 24
who is this cute babydyke singing some slow song??
Posted by jezbian on January 26, 2014 at 8:27 PM · Report this
25
Too much aural high fructose corn syrup up in this piece.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 8:27 PM · Report this
derek_erdman 26
Hunter Hayes' eyebrows are trending.
Posted by derek_erdman http://www.derekerdman.com on January 26, 2014 at 8:27 PM · Report this
madamecrow 27
Damn it, I can't read the inspirational Johnny Depp quote!
Posted by madamecrow on January 26, 2014 at 8:28 PM · Report this
David Schmader 28
It's about time somebody treated Lady Gaga statements with the respect they deserve.
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 8:28 PM · Report this
29
Baby Leonardo DiCaprio, aka Hunter Hayes, makes music your mom's mom loves to weep to. Or something like that.

I don't get it.
Posted by Kelly O on January 26, 2014 at 8:29 PM · Report this
jezbian 30
and what relevance does johnny depp have to this show?
Posted by jezbian on January 26, 2014 at 8:29 PM · Report this
31
This pot cookie needs to kick in posthaste.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 8:30 PM · Report this
David Schmader 32
It's nice to see Nile Rodgers happy.
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 8:30 PM · Report this
jezbian 33
are they going to speek or just bleep blorp
Posted by jezbian on January 26, 2014 at 8:31 PM · Report this
34
Daft Punk robot helmets probably smell like really bad breath. Sorry. TRUE.
Posted by Kelly O on January 26, 2014 at 8:31 PM · Report this
35
Everyone in the music industry should wear helmets.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 8:31 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 36
"Are those things air-conditioned?" —Derek Erdman
Posted by Emily Nokes on January 26, 2014 at 8:32 PM · Report this
jezbian 37
what WAS katy perry smoking in that globe?
Posted by jezbian on January 26, 2014 at 8:34 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 38
What I would give for that giant crystal ball. (But "witchy" Katy Perry? Hmmmm...)
Posted by Emily Nokes on January 26, 2014 at 8:35 PM · Report this
David Schmader 39
The Katy Perry performance. Also known as "poop break."
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 8:35 PM · Report this
Fnarf 40
I watch this fucking show every year and I have no idea why.

For Pharrell's hat, I guess.

Lotta goth shit going on here. Man, this Katy Perry song is crap.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 8:35 PM · Report this
madamecrow 41
Is Katy Perry's performance an advertisement for the MALEFICENT movie?
Posted by madamecrow on January 26, 2014 at 8:35 PM · Report this
42
This dreary Katy Perry song is a tragic waste of dry ice.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 8:35 PM · Report this
43
Katy Perry + some witch shit + fire + broomstickery = missed porn opportunity
Posted by Kelly O on January 26, 2014 at 8:38 PM · Report this
raku 44
I finally found out why Macklemore is so beloved. Whenever anyone writes about him, someone keeps editing out the three words out of every sentence that make all the fawning make sense. Fixed-

Macklemore is a pioneering rap artist [because he's white]. Despite making his album without a label, he quickly achieved unprecendented popularity [because he's white]. He was unique [because he's white] in making politically-conscious rap. He almost immediately achieved prominent spots on nationwide talk shows, variety shows, magazines, and radio [because he's white]. All this while maintaining a family-friendly and media-friendly image [because he's white].
Posted by raku on January 26, 2014 at 8:38 PM · Report this
David Schmader 45
I love this Katy Perry Applebee's commercial.
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 8:40 PM · Report this
Fnarf 46
Robin Thicke with Chicago? Holy crap, it IS 1974.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 8:41 PM · Report this
Gern Blanston 47
Dave Segal is like the food critic sent to review the grand opening of the new Taco Bell in the mall food court.
Posted by Gern Blanston on January 26, 2014 at 8:43 PM · Report this
jezbian 48
fuck robin thicke. with a jagged telephone pole.
Posted by jezbian on January 26, 2014 at 8:43 PM · Report this
derek_erdman 49
Cue kids on Twitter asking "what is Chicago?"
Posted by derek_erdman http://www.derekerdman.com on January 26, 2014 at 8:44 PM · Report this
50
Why the hell aren't Thicke and Chicago doing "I'm A Man"?
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 8:44 PM · Report this
David Schmader 51
He came out of Alan Thicke's wang.
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 8:45 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 52
JUST ANY MUSICIANS. WHOEVER WITH WHOEVER. AS LONG AS THERE'S A BACKUP SINGER IN A BUSTIER.
Posted by Emily Nokes on January 26, 2014 at 8:45 PM · Report this
Fnarf 53
Robin Thicke is shockingly untalented. I don't get it. He can't fucking sing at all.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 8:45 PM · Report this
madamecrow 54
I feel like I'm at my dentist's office waiting room right now.
Posted by madamecrow on January 26, 2014 at 8:46 PM · Report this
David Schmader 55
Robin Thicke should've never moved beyond singing on the child beauty pageant circuit.
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 8:47 PM · Report this
56
"Blurred Lines" is so Gaye.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 8:47 PM · Report this
Fnarf 57
I'm currently annoying the crap out of Mrs. Fnarf by singing along to the Chicago hits (most of which I know the words to, sadly).
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 8:47 PM · Report this
58
Robin Thicke and Chicago: like a Bellevue Megachurch.
Posted by edlorah on January 26, 2014 at 8:47 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 59
I wish I was going deaf.
Posted by Emily Nokes on January 26, 2014 at 8:48 PM · Report this
60
Kelly's frequent refrain: "WHO?!" Mine: "WHY?!"
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 8:48 PM · Report this
Fnarf 61
Is that KD Lang?
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 8:49 PM · Report this
62
Keef Herbin', ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 8:50 PM · Report this
derek_erdman 63
I can't even tell if I'm listening to music at this point.
Posted by derek_erdman http://www.derekerdman.com on January 26, 2014 at 8:50 PM · Report this
David Schmader 64
He came out of Nicole Kidman's wang!
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 8:50 PM · Report this
65
Keith Urban has a more lesbian haircut than Justin Bieber and/or most lesbians I know. Dang.
Posted by Kelly O on January 26, 2014 at 8:50 PM · Report this
TomJohnsonJr 66
It's kind of cool to see a live slog just beginning on the web about a TV event that just finished on the web.
Posted by TomJohnsonJr on January 26, 2014 at 8:51 PM · Report this
67
It isn't really a shitty Awards show unless Dave Grohl shows up .... oops ... there he is ...
Posted by edlorah on January 26, 2014 at 8:51 PM · Report this
David Schmader 68
His real name is Keith Black. They changed it so he'd make the Billboard charts.
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 8:51 PM · Report this
69
Somewhere George Benson is crying/laughing at this guitar solo.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 8:52 PM · Report this
Fnarf 70
I wanna know more about this "creative take on water".
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 8:54 PM · Report this
71
"Taylor Swift looks a doily" - Derek Erdman
Posted by Kelly O on January 26, 2014 at 8:55 PM · Report this
jezbian 72
i am saddened that i won't get to see the queen latifah-led mass(ish) wedding...downton abbey will bring me more joy than this show ever could.
Posted by jezbian on January 26, 2014 at 8:56 PM · Report this
David Schmader 73
66: That's the spirit!
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 8:57 PM · Report this
David Schmader 74
John Legend: the designed driver of contemporary pop.
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 9:00 PM · Report this
David Schmader 75
DESIGNATED! Hic!
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 9:00 PM · Report this
76
Last time I watched the Grammys was 1983, when I reviewed it for my college paper. So this is the second mistake I've made in my life.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 9:01 PM · Report this
Fnarf 77
Best rock song by an artist seventy years old or more.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 9:03 PM · Report this
78
Macca looks good—maybe TOO good.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 9:04 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 79
Noveselic dresses like such a delightful din-dong.
Posted by Emily Nokes on January 26, 2014 at 9:05 PM · Report this
derek_erdman 80
Whoa, a member of the Germs has a Grammy. #probablynotpunk
Posted by derek_erdman http://www.derekerdman.com on January 26, 2014 at 9:05 PM · Report this
81
Nirvana finally gets a Grammy. Kinda with the Beatles. Kinda with the Germs?
Posted by Kelly O on January 26, 2014 at 9:05 PM · Report this
Fnarf 82
TAYLOR SWIFT IS NOT COUNTRY MUSIC
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 9:05 PM · Report this
83
Taylor Swift song makes me think I should get some new mom jeans.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 9:06 PM · Report this
David Schmader 84
Taylor Swift has driven Dave Segal to a second pot cookie.
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 9:06 PM · Report this
85
Wondering when she was gonna go crazy with the hair ....
Posted by edlorah on January 26, 2014 at 9:08 PM · Report this
86
No headbangs at a piano, Taylor Swift. NO ONE.
Posted by Kelly O on January 26, 2014 at 9:08 PM · Report this
derek_erdman 87
Taylor Swift: maybe she's born with it, but it's probably Maybelline.
Posted by derek_erdman http://www.derekerdman.com on January 26, 2014 at 9:08 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 88
STOP STOP STOP WITH THE PIANO.
Posted by Emily Nokes on January 26, 2014 at 9:08 PM · Report this
madamecrow 89
Nice Don Music impression, Ms. Swift!
Posted by madamecrow on January 26, 2014 at 9:10 PM · Report this
Fnarf 90
Tay Tay has very emotional shoulders.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 9:13 PM · Report this
91
You may find this unbelievable, but I’m a million times happier commenting about music I love than I am eviscerating music I hate.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 9:13 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 92
Two and a Half Men is still on TV???
Posted by Emily Nokes on January 26, 2014 at 9:15 PM · Report this
93
Are they gonna mention Lou Reed or Richie Havens tonight?
Posted by edlorah on January 26, 2014 at 9:15 PM · Report this
Fnarf 94
"The heart loves hating, and the heart hates loving." I think Google's telling us more here than they intend to.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 9:16 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 95
Bruno Mars: maybe he's born with it, but it's probably Maybelline.
Posted by Emily Nokes on January 26, 2014 at 9:16 PM · Report this
cressona 96
If she'd come up as an indy artist out of Portland, OR, all the Taylor Swift haters would be praising her to no end.

Taylor's a welcome antidote to the pop-music-by-numbers that I just heard from Beyonce and Katy Perry.
Posted by cressona on January 26, 2014 at 9:17 PM · Report this
97
No *ONE* headbangs. (too much wine, not enough pot cookie)
Posted by Kelly O on January 26, 2014 at 9:17 PM · Report this
derek_erdman 98
Wait, how DID you meet my mother?
Posted by derek_erdman http://www.derekerdman.com on January 26, 2014 at 9:17 PM · Report this
99
Pink with a song that's setting back acrobatics 40 years.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 9:19 PM · Report this
Fnarf 100
Working without a net. Pretty impressive, I guess. The song even has a bit of a tune.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 9:19 PM · Report this
101
Every time Kelly says, "WHO?" take a drink.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 9:21 PM · Report this
102
Pink AND john Waters!
Posted by edlorah on January 26, 2014 at 9:21 PM · Report this
David Schmader 103
I love when famous people do strenuous/dangerous things with their famous bodies.
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 9:21 PM · Report this
104
Jesus Christ Raku, Macklemore has a whole song talking about white privilege and appropriation of hip hop (Maybe you should check it out, "White Privilege"). Hate the system, but be happy for what seems like a decent guy.
Posted by weevz on January 26, 2014 at 9:22 PM · Report this
105
I don't think even DMT would help me get through this.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 9:23 PM · Report this
derek_erdman 106
Finally a song about Darrell Porter gets some recognition.
Posted by derek_erdman http://www.derekerdman.com on January 26, 2014 at 9:25 PM · Report this
Fnarf 107
WHAT'S MY NAME? RINGO! WHAT'S MY NAME?
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 9:26 PM · Report this
108
Ringo Starr? I bet he could really use the money, eh?
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 9:26 PM · Report this
Fnarf 109
If you live near a streetlight you should look out your window right now at the fog.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 9:27 PM · Report this
stinkbug 110
@93: Lou Reed is mentioned before Metallica's performance late in the night. Richie Havens is shown only briefly in the In Memoriam segment.
Posted by stinkbug on January 26, 2014 at 9:29 PM · Report this
111
Christ, they didn't even invite Bill Ward to introduce Ringo?
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 9:32 PM · Report this
Fnarf 112
If any of you have negative things to say about Mr. Starr I will fight you.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 9:32 PM · Report this
David Schmader 113
Ringo Starr karaoke!
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 9:32 PM · Report this
114
#112, I got your back.
Posted by edlorah on January 26, 2014 at 9:33 PM · Report this
115
Ozzy meant to say something.... That's okay. He's Ozzy, right?
Posted by Kelly O on January 26, 2014 at 9:33 PM · Report this
116
Whos Idea was is to give Ringo a mic?
Posted by Chester Copperpot on January 26, 2014 at 9:34 PM · Report this
Fnarf 117
By far the coolest Beatle. I will brook no argument.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 9:34 PM · Report this
118
Ringo looks good—maybe TOO good.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 9:35 PM · Report this
TomJohnsonJr 119
@112, he was not at his best in "Caveman." (ducks, runs)
Posted by TomJohnsonJr on January 26, 2014 at 9:36 PM · Report this
derek_erdman 120
@117 and super good in Caveman!
Posted by derek_erdman http://www.derekerdman.com on January 26, 2014 at 9:36 PM · Report this
derek_erdman 121
More like Jay Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted by derek_erdman http://www.derekerdman.com on January 26, 2014 at 9:37 PM · Report this
Fnarf 122
@119, you are mistaken. Mugga bugga.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 9:40 PM · Report this
David Schmader 123
Holy crap. This is punishing. Maybe I don't like music so much after all.
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 9:41 PM · Report this
124
I don't wanna live in a world with Angelina Jolie's CGI checkbones
Posted by Kelly O on January 26, 2014 at 9:41 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 125
"Who are the Magic Dragons?" —Kelly O
Posted by Emily Nokes on January 26, 2014 at 9:42 PM · Report this
126
Imagine Dragons make me embarrassed for the human race.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 9:46 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 127
Kendrick better not be Mormon now.
Posted by Emily Nokes on January 26, 2014 at 9:46 PM · Report this
Fnarf 128
Is he droppin' swears that are getting blanked or am I having a stroke?
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 9:48 PM · Report this
129
Straight outta Provo ...
Posted by edlorah on January 26, 2014 at 9:48 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 130
@129 - Ahahaaahahaaa
Posted by Emily Nokes on January 26, 2014 at 9:50 PM · Report this
131
Empty pomp attains a new low. Sit down, Kendrick and Imagine Dragons, you're a bloody disgrace.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 9:50 PM · Report this
132
@128 - I just did have a stroke. Worse than trying to watch "Bad Santa" on reg TV
Posted by Kelly O on January 26, 2014 at 9:53 PM · Report this
Fnarf 133
I like this gal. There, I said it.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 9:54 PM · Report this
David Schmader 134
133: Her album is terrific.
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 9:57 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 135
Do ladies still love cool James, tho? He's kinda turtle-y.
Posted by Emily Nokes on January 26, 2014 at 10:00 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 136
Whatever they're trying to do with these other-people-singing-the-songs clips is more confusing than the already confusing awards. #whoarethesepeople
Posted by Emily Nokes on January 26, 2014 at 10:08 PM · Report this
137
Paul & Ringo. Very sweet.
Posted by edlorah on January 26, 2014 at 10:09 PM · Report this
138
Can we just get to Macklemore and Madonna? Yawn Town...
Posted by Kelly O on January 26, 2014 at 10:11 PM · Report this
139
This is so hokey. Can Willie Nelson do a mash up with Daft Punk? HELP! BORRRRED.
Posted by Kelly O on January 26, 2014 at 10:15 PM · Report this
140
Heard 3 seconds of Kraftwerk's "Pocket Calculator": HIGHLIGHT.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 10:16 PM · Report this
141
What kind of name is "Blake" for a Highwayman?
Posted by edlorah on January 26, 2014 at 10:17 PM · Report this
142
This is the most boring thing that has ever happened.
Posted by JenV on January 26, 2014 at 10:19 PM · Report this
Fnarf 143
Wow, Kristofferson's really lost his voice. So's Merle, but Merle's still an icon.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 10:19 PM · Report this
144
I have side 2 of Miles Davis' Dark Magus cued up on my turntable. Man, am I gonna need a strong hit of that after this shitshow.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 10:20 PM · Report this
145
Wish Yoko would join the band with some free-form Yoko vocals...
Posted by edlorah on January 26, 2014 at 10:21 PM · Report this
Fnarf 146
None of these guys have any idea how this song goes.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 10:21 PM · Report this
147
WHAT IS SHE WEARING?!?!!?
Posted by JenV on January 26, 2014 at 10:24 PM · Report this
148
I'm forgetting all of this Grammys audio/visual hoo-hah the second after I hear/watch it. Good cookies.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 10:24 PM · Report this
David Schmader 149
Wahoo! Kacey Musgraves beat Taylor Swift!
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 10:24 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 150
Kacey Musgrave's dress. I'll take three.
Posted by Emily Nokes on January 26, 2014 at 10:25 PM · Report this
madamecrow 151
Wake up, everyone! Stevie!
Posted by madamecrow on January 26, 2014 at 10:25 PM · Report this
152
So badass to have Stevie Wonder as a sideman.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 10:27 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 153
I fucking love a grinning drummer.
Posted by Emily Nokes on January 26, 2014 at 10:27 PM · Report this
Fnarf 154
Nile Rodgers wins the cool award, bashing out that funky ninth chord.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 10:29 PM · Report this
155
Best show so far!
Posted by edlorah on January 26, 2014 at 10:30 PM · Report this
madamecrow 156
The audience looks like the largest wedding reception dance floor ever.
Posted by madamecrow on January 26, 2014 at 10:31 PM · Report this
157
Imagine how much cocaine is in the systems of the audience.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 10:31 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 158
Oh sick, TWO PIANOS.
Posted by Emily Nokes on January 26, 2014 at 10:38 PM · Report this
159
Stevie Wonder - worth staying awake for!
Posted by SayAnything on January 26, 2014 at 10:38 PM · Report this
160
I've never felt more alienated from mainstream culture.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 10:39 PM · Report this
161
Carol and Cyndi don't crack... Please, tho, NO MORE PIANO
Posted by Kelly O on January 26, 2014 at 10:40 PM · Report this
Fnarf 162
Cool. Carole King is a legend. I've never been a fan of her own records, but as a songwriter she is peerless -- 118 Top 100 hits, going back to 1958, when Paul McCartney was barely out of short pants.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 10:40 PM · Report this
David Schmader 163
The Millers TV show completely lifted a line verbatim from Broadcast News.

Will Arnett: It must be wonderful being the smartest person in the room.

Margo Martindale: No, it's awful!
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 10:48 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 164
"You know who would be perfect to commemorate Lou Reed? Fuckin' Jared Leto."
Posted by Emily Nokes on January 26, 2014 at 10:51 PM · Report this
165
Metallica, shame on you.
Posted by Kelly O on January 26, 2014 at 10:51 PM · Report this
166
That's it? Lou Reed gets a thirty second mention? I'm going to bed.
Posted by edlorah on January 26, 2014 at 10:52 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 167
HOW MANY PIANO SONGS CAN U TAKE? #GRAMMYs
Posted by Emily Nokes on January 26, 2014 at 10:52 PM · Report this
168
Fuck you Metallica. NO PIANO!
Posted by Kelly O on January 26, 2014 at 10:53 PM · Report this
169
I'm both too stoned AND not fucked up enough for this Metallica power(less) ballad.
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 10:53 PM · Report this
Eva Hopkins 170
Yay: Carole King, Ryan Lewis & Macklemore's GORGEOUS group wedding, presided over by Queen Latifah..the way the bits of the stage lit up more & more as it progressed..happy lighting swoon. & Madonna..with the cane..oi vey. It was fitting that she'd pop out as she did, to preside over things, in a way. But it is a reminder of how time has flown to see the Material Girl become the Material Older Lady. ;)

& you all may be tired of Macklemore & Lewis..but when Mary Lambert's voice swelled up, & she looked so gorgeous, & then to hear they made that record on their own - well. I was pleased.

I love how Daft Punk never comes out of their helmets. It's like a pair of French Stigs, makin' robot dance music.

Blurred Lines won nothing!

Nay: Ugh Imagine Dragons bores the bejeezus out of me.

The piano w/ Metallica was an interesting idea, & their red laser lights were fun, but they didn't seem as tight as some of the other acts.
Posted by Eva Hopkins http://www.lunamusestudios.com on January 26, 2014 at 10:53 PM · Report this
derek_erdman 171
...And Boredom For All.
Posted by derek_erdman http://www.derekerdman.com on January 26, 2014 at 10:53 PM · Report this
Fnarf 172
These Metallica gents all look like they're straining hard to move their bowels.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 10:57 PM · Report this
173
Steven Tyler's mustache hurts my feelings
Posted by Kelly O on January 26, 2014 at 10:58 PM · Report this
TheMisanthrope 174
Metallica + Piano

Was slightly better than

Metallica + Lou Reed.
Posted by TheMisanthrope on January 26, 2014 at 10:59 PM · Report this
Fnarf 175
Steven Tyler's pants are all grubby at the crotch, and his zipper is halfway down, like he got a last-second HJ from a garage mechanic.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 10:59 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 176
K I'm going to the Ying Yang Twins now, have fun watching the next 7 hours of the Grammyzzzz
Posted by Emily Nokes on January 26, 2014 at 11:04 PM · Report this
stinkbug 177
Prepare for Colonel Sanders...
Posted by stinkbug on January 26, 2014 at 11:07 PM · Report this
178
We all know it should be Shabazz Palaces up there now...
Posted by Dave Segal on January 26, 2014 at 11:08 PM · Report this
David Schmader 179
Fuck it, I love being pandered to. LOVE IT.
Posted by David Schmader on January 26, 2014 at 11:10 PM · Report this
Fnarf 180
Madge looks older than Ringo does.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 11:13 PM · Report this
TomJohnsonJr 181
And being pandered to by an expert mix of veterans and newcomers... there's really nothing quite as soothing.
Posted by TomJohnsonJr on January 26, 2014 at 11:15 PM · Report this
stinkbug 182
fyi: unless I'm mistaken, not one "macklemore and ryan lewis fan" has posted to this thread. one "pearl jam fan" has posted. looks like the "slog fans" are the true fools who comment on grammy nonsense.
Posted by stinkbug on January 26, 2014 at 11:18 PM · Report this
Fnarf 183
Ryan Fucking Seacrest? I gotta go to bed.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 11:21 PM · Report this
Fnarf 184
Is Emily still there? It's another fucking piano.

But then GEORGE JONES for one second. And Chico Hamilton And the original "Police and Thieves" man, Juinior Murvin. Tony Sheridan! Donald Byrd and Yusef Lateef. And the great, great Phil Everly.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 11:27 PM · Report this
kazansky 185
I'm guessing/hoping I just somehow missed Jeff Hanneman in the celebrated & remembered deaths tribute. I just missed him right?
Posted by kazansky on January 26, 2014 at 11:31 PM · Report this
186
The "In memorium" featured most of the talent this show produced ....
Posted by edlorah on January 26, 2014 at 11:34 PM · Report this
Fnarf 187
PAUL WILLIAMS!
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 11:38 PM · Report this
madamecrow 188
Good night, Academy Award winner Trent Reznor!
Posted by madamecrow on January 26, 2014 at 11:41 PM · Report this
TomJohnsonJr 189
I will always love Daft Punk for bringing Paul Williams on their album. And for selecting him to deliver this last speech for them, really, just a great, great moment.
Posted by TomJohnsonJr on January 26, 2014 at 11:41 PM · Report this
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GRAMMYS NEED EDITING. Everyone went home, and went to bed. Except Emily. Who went to watch the piano-free Ying Yang Twins.

Huzzahs Macklemore, Ryan Lewis, Mary Lambert!!!
(and the pot cookies I fed to Dave Segal)

Posted by Kelly O on January 26, 2014 at 11:42 PM · Report this
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@185 - No. Slayer only exists on Dave Grohl's t-shirt. THANK GOD #nopianoslayer
Posted by Kelly O on January 26, 2014 at 11:45 PM · Report this
Fnarf 192
@189, did you see that "Paul Williams Still Alive" documentary a couple of years ago? Great stuff.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 26, 2014 at 11:49 PM · Report this
Eva Hopkins 193
Mary Lambert FTW.
Posted by Eva Hopkins http://www.lunamusestudios.com on January 26, 2014 at 11:51 PM · Report this
Eva Hopkins 194
OH AND ALSO: total utter agreement, @ Fnarf @ 180. Madge DOES look older than Ringo. Ringo looks (mysteriously) great.
Posted by Eva Hopkins http://www.lunamusestudios.com on January 26, 2014 at 11:53 PM · Report this
Sean Kinney 195
I can't believe I watched this. All you fuckers are the reason.
Posted by Sean Kinney http:// on January 27, 2014 at 1:01 AM · Report this
katrat 196
Paul Williams is NOT DEAD! Different one died. The best one, the Daft Punk one, is still alve, thank goodness
Posted by katrat http://www.kathrynrathke.com/ on January 27, 2014 at 8:01 AM · Report this
TomJohnsonJr 197
PS. Thanks for setting up this comment fest, and participating. It's been a while, and I really like this kind of thing.
Posted by TomJohnsonJr on January 27, 2014 at 8:17 AM · Report this

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