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Thursday, January 23, 2014

SL Letter of the Day: Frozen

Posted by on Thu, Jan 23, 2014 at 3:34 PM

I just read your advice for CREAMPIE, the man who loses interest in eating his own come out of his wife's pussy right after he comes. You said there was no fix. But I thought I would toss in one solution to his problem: freeze his ejaculate. I am in a very similar situation—love come, want to eat my own, but only before I come. My work around to this is jerk off in a container, pop it in the freezer, warm it before sex, and viola!

Containers Of Lovely Drizzle

People helping people—it's what "Savage Love" is all about, so thanks for sharing, COLD. More advice for CREAMPIE after the jump.

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I imagine that you'll receive many responses about CREAMPIE, the guy who wasn't able to lick up his own jizz after he came. This used to be a problem for me as well. Before I came I'd want to eat my come more than anything. After, I didn't want to touch it at all. That sense of revulsion hasn't left entirely but I can usually lick it up now. In the beginning two things were helpful: first, coming in my partners mouth and her kiss it back into mine. The second was... force. My partner would squeeze my balls or grab my hair and force my face into the mess I'd made. After not as many sessions as you might think I was able to do it on my own. Another solution: I've heard of people freezing their come, thawing it out for the next session, and eating it before they come.

Extra Appetite Tough Can Understand Myself

We've heard of that too, EATCUM. Thanks!

 

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You know, I just don't see this as a problem like some people do. To me, they have an idea situation. The man has an idea that turns him on while he's fucking a girl. They can talk all about how he's going to eat his come right out of her. The idea makes his dick hard. The fact that he doesn't do it after they're done is sort of immaterial.
Posted by MichelleZB on January 27, 2014 at 6:35 AM · Report this
sissoucat 24
@21 Exactly. Is FAW just another repressed religious type ?
Posted by sissoucat on January 25, 2014 at 4:45 AM · Report this
23
Did anyone else get the (completely thematically inappropriate) Madonna song stuck in their head because of the title?

@20 My boyfriend comes in my tranny mouth frequently and I don't think he's once run out of the room afterward. Oh well, there's always next time.
Posted by PsychoLinguist on January 24, 2014 at 2:44 PM · Report this
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@15 I think you're right, yeah.
Posted by mizmojo on January 24, 2014 at 7:25 AM · Report this
smajor82 21
@20 I find your judgmental attitude towards other people's kinks and your casually transphobic comments to be wonderfully refreshing.
Posted by smajor82 on January 24, 2014 at 6:00 AM · Report this
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First of all: There is a well-known post-orgasmic shame-wave than many men, and some women, experience; and the cream-pie thing is just one example. A huge wave of horniness temporarily suppresses one's inner moralizing judgments... until orgasm. Then one discovers one just came in a tranny's mouth, or on the cinema floor, whatever, and flees. I'd even say it's a good sign of progress on the path of one's sexual liberation: To see that this shame lessens, becomes manageable, and finally passes with time. Until one is free, it's a help to be ready, to know the shame is coming and where it comes from; and when it arrives, to recognize it and say hello.

On the other hand, freezing sperm to eat later is just inherently weird and disgusting.
Posted by F.A.W. on January 23, 2014 at 11:10 PM · Report this
undead ayn rand 19
@18: They really must wake up very early in the morning to set up some of the things we've seen discussed here.
Posted by undead ayn rand on January 23, 2014 at 9:56 PM · Report this
Urgutha Forka 18
@13,
i'm frankly amazed that someone would go to the lengths of freezing semen for consumption later.
Freezing semen hardly wins the gold in the "going to insane lengths to fulfill a fantasy" category. Hell, it doesn't even place. People could work a full time job trying to accomplish some of the stuff I've seen written in Dan's columns at times.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on January 23, 2014 at 9:30 PM · Report this
DAVIDinKENAI 17
@14, a RadFem once told me a man (fill in the blank) was misogynist.

eating his own cum

not eating his own cum

awake

asleep

existing

I do not think misogynist means what RadFems think misogynist means.

Posted by DAVIDinKENAI on January 23, 2014 at 8:39 PM · Report this
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Dan,

I seem to recall that the 'freezing it' solution was actually your advice to someone a few years back. Do I remember right?
Posted by alice in canada-land on January 23, 2014 at 7:12 PM · Report this
sirkowski 14
a RadFem once told me a man eating his own cum was misogynist.
Posted by sirkowski http://www.missdynamite.com on January 23, 2014 at 7:12 PM · Report this
Max Solomon 13
@8: you're right. i thought i was having some meta fun, but i was being toxic.

it doesn't particularly gross me out; i'm frankly amazed that someone would go to the lengths of freezing semen for consumption later. hat tip to their freak flag flying.
Posted by Max Solomon on January 23, 2014 at 7:06 PM · Report this
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@5, no, it's a freezing issue.
Ha ha. Ick.
Posted by crone on January 23, 2014 at 7:05 PM · Report this
Jerry M. Ander 11
@10 This SLLOTD comes with too much sex and violins.
Posted by Jerry M. Ander on January 23, 2014 at 6:47 PM · Report this
originalcinner 10
"Viola"? Ugh.
Posted by originalcinner on January 23, 2014 at 6:37 PM · Report this
undead ayn rand 9
@7: Lolllllllllllll.
Posted by undead ayn rand on January 23, 2014 at 5:47 PM · Report this
undead ayn rand 8
@4:Exactly. If they gave a shit, they'd be maximizing their time on this earth doing good. Instead they'd rather be sanctimonious and toxic.

@5: Eh, what's wrong with bettering their sex life? You could always not read a thread about drinking come if you don't want to read a thread about drinking come.
Posted by undead ayn rand on January 23, 2014 at 5:43 PM · Report this
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It's obviously not a "burning issue", guys. It's a question someone emailed to Dan, and he's answered much more inconsequential ones. If you wanna say it's weird and it grosses you out, just *say* that. Don't hide behind "they must have better things to do!" Just say you're pearl-clutching.
Posted by dchari on January 23, 2014 at 5:19 PM · Report this
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I'm with 2&3. I don't understand why this is a burning issue.
Posted by JJinAus on January 23, 2014 at 5:09 PM · Report this
smajor82 4
@2 @3 You're both posting these comments on the Savage Love letter of the day board ... are you competing for most ironic comment?
Posted by smajor82 on January 23, 2014 at 5:00 PM · Report this
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Do we file this under "first world problems" or "really, you don't have anything worse to worry about?" or "get over it, crybaby"?
Posted by t5tchick on January 23, 2014 at 4:51 PM · Report this
Max Solomon 2
these dudes would be better advised to spend their time finding vacant apartments for the homeless.
Posted by Max Solomon on January 23, 2014 at 4:30 PM · Report this
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Warm it in a microwave?
Posted by bedazzled on January 23, 2014 at 3:45 PM · Report this

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