NPR reports on the sandwich known as the Ignatius R., "with enough calories to get us to the end of winter," from Jerry's in Chicago. It does seem like it would have a deleterious effect on one's pyloric valve—it's got:
• fried chicken • cold hickory-smoked sirloin • applewood bacon • fried shrimp • fried green tomato • mortadella • country ham • fresh mozzarella • pickled okra • American cheese • tomato • Carolina vinegar • and "southwest mayo"
...on a potato bun for $24.95. But then again, it's -2 degrees in Chicago right now, and Jerry's might be delivering—they say to call and try them. Chicago Fan, why don't you see if they'll bring you one for lunch?