Because you legalized da weed!

"You're sending a message to the children of Washington and Colorado that this is now legal—it's fine for you to do it," says Bill O'Reilly, a human hairdryer who works at Fox News. "I am the voice of reason here!" says O'Reilly. He argues kids are going to use it more, folks will drive under the influence more, marijuana was completely unavailable to youth before, some kids who use pot get addicted to drugs, and that correlation is exactly the same thing as causation! He doesn't point out, though, that there are new penalties for driving high and, for the first time, kids trying to buy pot in Washington will face an ID check. Life is hard for Bill O'Reilly these days.

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