What would you do if you were a small brew pub owner suddenly confronted with a demand from giant Starbucks' attorneys to respond to a cease and desist letter? Well, if you're Jeff Briton, owner of the Exit 6 Pub and Brewery in Cottleville, Missouri, you send "Mr. Buck" a $6 dollar check for the profits earned on the three "Frappicino" beers sold, along with a satirical letter promising never to use "the F word" again:

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The whole thing is pretty funny. Especially the PS's. You can read the whole legal exchange here.