I've been flying a lot in the last few months, and I just wanted to take a moment to point out something that's been bothering me. It's not the airlines, really—the prices, the bogus security checks, the overstuffed cabins, or, most recently, the three hours it took to deice our plane with "just one nozzle because the other nozzle is broken," which then meant racing through the Salt Lake City airport (which is basically just one big closeted dad with perfect skin and 11 children) to make our connecting flight to Montana—no no, those things are totally bearable when compared to... THIS.