He is a hunter. He loves guns. He believes that an ape made the universe. He and his family have a show on TV called Duck Dynasty and it's bigger than Hee Haw. He recently said in a GQ interview:

"It seems like, to me, a vagina — as a man — would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me. I'm just thinking: There's more there! She's got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I'm saying? But hey, sin: It's not logical, my man. It's just not logical. ... Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men. Don't be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers — they won't inherit the kingdom of God. Don't deceive yourself. It's not right."

But isn't he supposed to say stuff like this? Doesn't he already talk about God, sinners, and niggers, as another beard, say, confuses a berry with a coon turd? You can never imagine such a man in such a TV show going on about how evolution is like a blind watchmaker.


I hope the Walgreens in my neck of the woods takes down this rural garbage right quick...

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You, too, should check your neighborhood Walgreens and see if there's reason to make some noise.