State Senator Sharon Nelson (D-Maury Island) has been elected to lead the Senate Democratic Caucus, and good for her and all, but I really just couldn't give a shit. I know Olympia is allegedly my beat, and I've got nothing against Nelson, but honestly, I have a tough time caring about the legislature in general, let alone the powerless Senate Democratic Caucus.

"I will do everything in my power to reach across the aisle whenever possible," Nelson said in a press release, blah, blah, blah.

As long as the really awful stuff can't get through the Democrat-controlled House, who gives a fuck? Not me!