A Simi Valley, California pastor was doing the Lord's work—i.e. shopping at Costco—recently, when he noticed that all the Bibles were listed as "fiction." Shocking! Todd Starnes at Fox Nation is on the case:

I called Costco headquarters in Issaquah, Wash. hoping to get answers. The nice lady who answered the phone told me she was aware of the issue and chalked it up to a “human error at a warehouse.”

“It’s all fixed,” she said.

But actually, it’s not fixed – because there’s a boatload of Bibles in the Simi Valley store still marked as fiction.

At that point, the nice lady on the phone became not-so-nice and promptly informed me that Costco doesn’t talk to the press.

“Nothing to report,” she said curtly.

With all due respect, perhaps they should leave the reporting to the professionals and we’ll leave the bulk purchases of toilet paper to Costco.

Ha ha ha ha "professionals." Starnes then launched into activist journalism, telling his readers to contact Costco to let them know that this outrage—clearly the act of some warehouse worker somewhere having a little bit of fun—will not stand. Based on the comments, even the Fox Nation-reading mouth-breathers can't be bothered to whip up a tiny bit of frenzy about this. But surely in Heaven, God's face is streaked with red-hot tears of rage. When the floods begin, remember this moment. It's all Costco's fault.