This Friday, the latest dystopian novel hits theaters. Ender's Game is a story of humanity fighting back from extinction due to an invasion of aliens. We've heard the story before, but this time it's children who are fighting back. This could be to this generation what Star Trek was to mine. Now, instead of wearing Starfleet insignia, International Fleet logos could be the rage.

CafePress is working with Lionsgate to bring the Ender's Game official print-on-demand merchandise to the world. Kids, and adults, can order movie posters, mugs. t-shirts, magnets, iPhone cases, hats and more, all printed with logos and images from the movie. I'd like to offer you one Ender's Game item, of your choice, so you can test it out and tell your audience about it. Please go to the above link and make your selection, and then let me know and I will get it in the mail to you.

Of course, Ender's Game is having a dicey time selling itself due to its author's outspoken homophobia, with the filmmakers attempting damage control by publicly denouncing and distancing themselves from Card's extreme views.

But the film can't outrun the stink of homophobia, stepping in it even when they're trying really hard not to. (Exhibit A: this officially licensed T-shirt.) Poor Ender's Game.

Confidential to the Ender's Game/Cafe Press publicist: Please send me a large pink "Fear the Buggers" tee. Thank you.