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Don't feed your dog Chinese jerky. The FDA will finally propose rules to regulate pet food after the latest wave of dog deaths from Chinese jerky treats.
How do we make money? Volume! Amazon's stock is up sharply on news that it didn't lose as much money as expected on higher than projected revenues. Meanwhile, Microsoft reported a $5.24 billion profit on $18.53 billion in revenue, but you know, who cares?
Greek authorities should be fucking ashamed of themselves. DNA tests confirmed that the blonde girl seized from a Roma couple in Greece belongs to a Roma woman in Bulgaria, who says she gave the girl away as a baby because she was too poor to care for her. Yes, Roma's can have blonde children too.
Because it's all about feeding the poor. A Spartanburg, South Carolina soup kitchen has refused to let atheists volunteer to help them feed the poor. "They can set up across the street from the Soup Kitchen. They can have the devil there with them, but they better not come across the street,” says Spartanburg Soup Kitchen executive director Lou Landrum.
Soylent Green is people! Workers found a dead baby wrapped in a blanket on the conveyer belt of a Southern California recycling plant.
Because if there's any qualification for high political office it is repeated blows to the head. Heavyweight boxing champion Vitali Klitschko announced his intention to run for president of Ukraine in 2015
Damned Nazis. Belltown's Big Picture theater has become the 100th business to join Seattle's Gun Free Zone program, enraging Godwinian gun nuts everywhere.
I hear voices in my head telling me to kill, and I never listen to them. But then, I never listen to anybody. Vancouver, WA police say that an 11-year-old boy who brought a gun and 400 rounds of ammunition to school, heard voices in his head telling him to kill another boy for calling his friend "gay."
Just digging itself deeper. The Viaduct tunnel's 326-foot long boring machine has drilled itself 359 feet deep.
And finally a (newly resigned) Republican precinct chair on North Carolina's new Voter ID law: "If it hurts a bunch of lazy blacks that want the government to give them everything, so be it." (So good, it needs to be posted twice.)