Too big to jail. A jury has found Bank of America liable for defrauding Fannie Mae and Fred Mac by knowingly selling them toxic mortgages. Federal attorneys are seeking an $848 million fine.
Would you like food stamps with that? McDonald's is so aware that even its full time employees don't earn a living wage that it offers the McResources help line to aid its workers in obtaining government aid like food stamps, heating assistance, and Medicaid. McDonald's workers alone are estimated to cost US taxpayers $1.2 billion a year in poverty assistance.
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Hard to imagine people found this offensive. Universal Studios has discontinued an annual Halloween show in which Superman turns gay after being sprinkled with fairy dust.
Apparently, there's a Guinness World Record for everything. An estimated 21,000 lactating Philippine mothers simultaneously breast-fed their children in public in an effort to break down taboos and break the Guinness world record for mass breast-feeding.
It's gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you. The University of California police officer who made headlines by calmly dousing peaceful student protesters with pepper spray, has been awarded $38,000 in workers compensation for the psychiatric pain he suffered from the incident.
And finally, a Florida cop buys a hungry shoplifter $100 worth of groceries. (And then she pepper sprayed her! (Just kidding)):