Have you been to the new show at SAM? I'm not sure yet how to process it; I'm only sure it is dazzling. And big. So big. It's from the Montreal Museum of Fine Arts, one of the biggest exhibitions of Peruvian art ever to travel to North America.

Here's a procession of faces and hands in works of art from across time in the show. Try making up a story that connects them. I'll go back to reading the 7,000-page, 9-million-pound catalog.