Hi, I’m Ted Nugent. I have nine children from seven women, and I’m running for president.” Nugent takes a sip of water, having delivered his potential slogan. “Yeah, I’m thinking about it.”
How about we just put the Nuge, Donald Trump, and Sarah Palin into a room where they can make their little pretend runs for the presidency of a little pretend United States of America without bothering the rest of us with their ego trips? Maybe their little pretend campaigns can end in a three-way tie, and they can all be co-president of their little pretend country! Anything is possible in Imagination-Town!