President Obama and the Republicans Are Speaking to Each Other: "Though failing to reach agreement during a 90-minute meeting at the White House on Thursday, both sides described the gathering as constructive, and talks among top aides continued overnight," says the New York Times.
The Vatican Needs a Copy Editor: They misspelled "Jesus" on some gold coin they were selling. (No, they didn't spell it Yeezus.) Wait, why the fuck is the Vatican selling gold coins that say "Jesus," anyway?
Because She was Nominated for the Nobel, Because It's Girl Day, and Because She's a Badass: Here's the extended, unedited Daily Show interview with Malala Yousafzai.