Janet Yellen, Janet Yellen, Janet Yellen, Janet Yellen: Sing that to "Black and Yellow." She's gonna be the Fed chair, finally. Everyone agrees she's the best. She'd also be the first woman to hold the post. (Oh, no, what if she can't do math?) Here's a fun list of things to know about her.
That Car Fire on a Highway in Kent Last Week: May be causing Tesla stock prices to slip. Once again, a shitty sentence like this has to happen: "It would help to have a third-party assessment of what happened, but the shutdown of non-essential government operations because of the Washington budget crisis has put investigators from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration on furlough."