3. Over the weekend, a Fox News host reported that "President Barack Obama had offered to personally pay for a 'museum of Muslim culture' while the Republican National Committee was willing to pay to keep war memorials open." This was actually a joke story published on an Onion ripoff site, but now I'll expect to see it reported as real news on every conservative blog from now until the end of time.
4. Poor Tea Party Express chair Amy Kremer says she's "tired of hearing" how Obama "was reelected."