You're More Creative: When you're tired. Well, that's a relief. Plus other things about your brain that are neat-o.
Not Snowden, But Success, Hampers US Intelligence?: After the discovery of the Qaeda plot in August, terrorists change tactics.
Senate to Shut Down House Attempt to Shut Down Affordable Health Care: Otherwise, the Republicans will close down the government. "Without a complete capitulation by House Republicans, large sections of the government would close, hundreds of thousands of workers would be furloughed without pay, and millions more would be asked to work for no pay."
The Murmurings of a Dictator at the Doctator's Office: Mubarak's ear, nose, and throat doctor secretly recorded him just jabbering. He discusses potato sandwiches, making us produce another bad pun. Dictator tot.
Open Letter to the Makers of Ginger Soother Drink: Dear Ginger Soother, your drink is so nice. It is true that it soothes the stomach, as you say. (I do not know whether it really can "drive away chills," but I enjoy hoping for this.) I have one note: Every one of your bottles is overfull. This makes spilling. Love, Jen