"My Husband and Son Both Masturbate—But Not Together—Are They Sex Addicts?"
by Dan Savage
on Tue, Sep 24, 2013 at 9:00 AM
It would be easier for me to dismiss this woman as a troll if I didn't get so many letters just like hers: "I caught the spouse I've neglected sexually for years masturbating! Is he a sex addict? I feel cheated on!" The advice columnist at the Irish Times lets her have it... but goes on to suggest that maybe this batshit woman can salvage something of a sex life with her long-suffering, stealth-jacking husband. Ha ha. Not going to happen. (And here's hoping that poor woman's husband is enjoying his newfound freedom to masturbate whenever he wants. Jump up on and down on the bed, dude, blow your loads on the headboard, get a girlfriend. You're free!)