by Jen Graves
on Thu, Sep 19, 2013 at 3:14 PM
I am sorry that I break Slog on the regular.
I am one of those people who needs a techretary.
I am not going to get a techretary. Therefore I am still and always sorry.
Thank you for your kind patience.
Now while we're here, is there a damn trick for sliding my finger upward on the home screen of the iOS7 and predictably making that nice new layered display thingy involving a flashlight occur? Because the next time I meet a bear in a cave, the bear is not going to wait for me to slide my finger upward a million times until my screen decides I have done it just exactly precisely goddamn right. Techretary.