Did Star Trek Into Darkness suck because the fans are "shitty," like one of the screenwriters allegedly claimed?
Did it suck because the tie-in video game to the first rebooted Star Trek sucked, like the director claimed?
Did it suck because one of the writers was a 9/11 Truther who was leaving coded messages in the movie?
What other reason could there possibly be? Shitty fans, awful video games, and Truthers—those are the three big reasons why movies suck, right?
* * * As Giant Robot and Collider report, Abrams has indeed confirmed that he’ll be too focused on the next Star Wars, and will have to step down from the Enterprise.
“It’s a little bittersweet,” Abrams said. “But I will say that I’m going to be producing the movie. Whomever it is that directs the film will be someone we all know is going to keep the cast and crew in good hands. I feel very lucky to have been part of it, and it definitely feels like the right time to let someone come in and do their own thing. We want to hire someone who’s gonna come in and bring their own sensibility. I’m very excited to see what comes next…” * * * *
---- JJ Abrams Officially Stepping Down From … (TG Daily)
Lrrr: [Sighs] Now what?
Ndnd:* I send you out to conquer a planet, and all you bring is J. J. Abrams' face? [from Lrrr's "conquest" of Comic-Con]
Lrrr:** I thought you'd like it. You haven't even tried it on.
Ndnd: I might dress up in a face if you ever took me some place nice!
---- Futurama, season 6, episode 11, "Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences," via J. J. Abrams - Futurama Wiki, the Futura…
*Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8, Watcher of Single Female Lawyer and Leno, Master of the Remote
**Lrrr's wife, Mother of Popplers, The Unimpressed
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