Eric Lane Barnes and Paul Rosenberg's wedding at the Triple Door was, as Paul described it, "a variety show with a wedding in the middle—with Mexican wrestlers." Paul kicked off the evening playing piano beneath constellations of tiny lights. The couple said they chose singer-songwriter Lisa Koch as their officiant because she's hilarious, and she was—she introduced singer Lee Bocklund by saying, "He has a velvety, chocolaty voice. It will make you touch yourself. I have been, backstage, all night." Paul and Eric are both members of Captain Smartypants, a gay vocal comedy group. They sang a beautiful a cappella version of Roy Orbison's "In Dreams," causing the woman next to me to sigh, "Oh, I love that song." Soon afterward, she yelled, "I want to see their butts!"