Everything That Happened on Primary Night: In one convenient blog post.

Progressive Isn't a Dirty Word: Ed Murray appears to be running for mayor of a Seattle that doesn't exist anymore.

Socialist Isn't a Dirty Word, Either: Charles Mudede on why Kshama Sawant is amazing.

Well, That Would Have Escalated Quickly: Some genius suggested that Dominic Holden's run-in with the cops wouldn't have been such a big deal, if only Holden were carrying a gun. On the plus side, Dominic could've taken his gun to Starbucks on Friday.

OP Is OK: The mystery officer who gave an AMA on Reddit has SPD's stamp of approval.

Two Assholes Offer Unwanted Hygiene Advice: KIRO radio hosts tell Seattle cabbies to stop protesting and start taking showers.

Lord, the Ring: Have you read Stranger Genius Rebecca Brown's Ring Cycle Diary? You really ought to check it out. Here's part one. Here's part two. Here's part three.

Post About Comments Picks Up a Lot of Comments: A discussion about the placement and philosophy of Slog comments.

Better Slogs & Gardens: The hivemind takes on fruit flies.

The Saddest Sentences in the World: Don't miss the comment thread on this post, in which Slog commenters try their hand at writing very sad two-sentence stories.

And Now, the Most Important Piece of Hyperbole You'll Ever Read in Your Whole Life: If you don't come to the Literature Genius Showcase at the Frye Art Museum this Wednesday, you will regret it forever.

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