Booby-Trapped: Authorities warn that the blue Nissan owned by California kidnapping suspect James Lee DiMaggio may have been booby-trapped with homemade explosives and abandoned.

Acid Attack in Zanzibar: Two British teenagers—women, naturally—had acid thrown in their faces while volunteering in Tanzania. The government has offered a $6,170 award for information leading to the arrest of the girls' attackers, as reports emerge that the attack could've been religiously motivated.

Blindsided on the #7: A legally blind woman says a #7 Metro driver should have done more to prevent a fellow passenger from reportedly attacking her.

Mapping Seattle's Uninsured: A look at where health officials will concentrate their efforts to enroll the 217,300 uninsured adults in King County when federal-mandated insurance sign up starts on October 1.

Lightning Survivors and Lichtenberg Scars: Men are four times as likely to be struck by lightning as women, and golfers are practically begging for it. Scarred lungs, skin holes, and beautifully intricate burn patterns are just some of consequences of surviving a lightning attack.

Thailand's "Sea Gypsies": The Moken tribe revolves around life in the ocean—an attribute helped them predict and avoid the 2004 tsunami. But how do they escape the blight of tourism?

Eeesh: A Florida man reportedly posted a photo of his dead wife's body to Facebook on Thursday, along with this alleged confession:

"Im going to prison or death sentence for killing my wife love you guys, miss you guys take care Facebook people you will see me in the news," said the Thursday morning post on Derek Medina's Facebook page.

The South Florida man then apparently posted a photo of his 26-year-old wife's body slumped on the floor and turned himself in to police, who late Thursday charged the property management supervisor with first-degree murder.

Whoa, Let's Not Get Crazy: While reiterating how hard Obama loves to wave his rainbow flag, the White House dismissed calls for a US boycott of the Sochi winter Olympics on Thursday.

Judge Rules That 13-Year-Old Girl "Egged" 41-Year-Old Man into Assaulting Her: Apparently, the judge was swayed by the prosecuting lawyer's argument that the teenage victim was "predatory in all her actions and she is sexually experienced." Amid public outcry, that lawyer has been suspended from sex-abuse cases and the man's sentence is now being reviewed.

Sports Analogy: Hawks prey on Chargers, peck out their eyes, victoriously shit on their remains during exhibition game. Ca-Caw!!

And finally, let's find out what's wrong with Teddy: