Tomorrow evening, The Stranger's Election Control Board will once again descend like a swarm of judgy locusts upon the primary night parties happening across our great city (and parts of Bellevue) to report in exquisite, minutiae-driven detail on all things party related: people, pants, and fouls.

Tune into Slog at around 7:00 p.m., as we read aloud from economic textbooks with GoodspaceGuy, test the plushness of Seattle City Council Member Mike O'Brien's sustainable toilet paper, and gleefully critique the snack choices and banal party banter of this year's crop of mayoral candidates. Will Kshama Sawant be watching the election night results in a foreclosed taxicab in King County jail? Join us to find out!

The ballot count drops at 8:15 pm tomorrow. If you haven't voted yet, it's not too late! DO IT NOW.