At least, you are according to the Pike Place Market's monkey-spanking new wifi network. Slog tipper Very Bad Homo is inside the Economy Atrium Building and tried to read Slog, only to get this message from the new "PPM-Economy" network saying that he is, indeed, a very bad homo, this is a very bad website, and, well, Slog is porn:

"But tumblr isn't blocked, and that's FULL of porn!" says VBH.

I have an e-mail in to Emily Crawford, the market's chief spokeswoman, to ask why market visitors can slurp up Tumblr porn but not Slog porn. Maybe we need to step up our game. Or we need more bouncing booby GIFs. Or maybe it's something we wrote about? Or photos we posted?