They also like bananas.
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  • They also like bananas.

Two extremely lovely, frighteningly smart, and fairly weird people I know are getting married, and they've asked me to give a reading at the wedding. They are willing to help come up with something, but they're also willing to let me find a thing. (Side note: The only other time I've read at a wedding, that lovely/smart/weird couple specifically requested this. How flattered was I!? But I'm thinking something not by me, and not so much about salad.)

I don't think this is relevant, but one half of the couple is a neurobiologist and the other half is an aeronautical engineer. (Brain surgeon weds rocket scientist!) They both have a very good sense of humor, tending toward kinda goofy.

Help, Slog! What are the best readings-at-weddings you've ever heard (or given)? Thanks!