While we all wait around for the Texas Senate vote on all but banning abortions in its huge-ass state, let's enjoy this great bit of satire courtesy of the New Yorker:

AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report)—Republican lawmakers in the Texas State Senate are proposing a precedent-setting new bill that would make it illegal for women to live in the state.

Senator Harland Dorrinson, one of the many pro-life lawmakers backing the woman ban, crafted his bill after witnessing Senator Wendy Davis filibuster an anti-abortion bill last month.

“That was our moment to say, ‘Enough is enough,’ ” he said. “This comes down to a choice between life and women, and we choose life.”

Go read the whole (short) thing.

And thanks for the tip, Catherine!