The Real Wendy Davis is an anonymous Wordpress site that promises to take "a closer look at the Left's new feminist superhero." That "closer look" is really just posting a picture of Davis from an old yearbook where she has dark, frizzy hair and a dorky turtleneck and then current pictures of her with straighter, blonder hair. Says the site: "You be the judge: Wendy Davis, superhero, or superfake 'Human Barbie Doll'?"

HAHAHAHAHA... Oh shit, better turn in your feminist card, Wendy. You know, the one that earns you a free muumuu for every bra you burn?

But wait, there's more: "For someone who in the early 1990s was a feminist activist in law school, and who is currently posing as a champion of women’s rights, standing up to men who seek to dictate the way women should live, she seems to have devoted an unusual amount of attention to her physical appearance."

"Posing" as a champion of women's rights?!? By say, working tirelessly to make life better for women in Texas, a state whose politics on women's issues stink as much as a shit sandwich sunning under a heat lamp?* By taking a literal and political stand against legislation meant to block women's access to abortion? That's all "posing" because she lightened her hair?

Yeah, if there were only two things I'd want any random person on the internet to understand about feminism (grab a pen!), it'd definitely be that (1) feminists are ugly and (2) the way a woman looks is always more important than any work she does. Phew! There you go—now you all have a BA in Womyn's Studies!

*Poop joke courtesy of one Cienna Madrid.