Can someone send me a positive story? First, Goldy ruined my morning with
the baby raping article in Morning News. Then, as a palate cleanser, I most unfortunately just read this story about mega-creep Ken Hoinsky, self proclaimed "pickup artist," who raised $16,000+ on Kickstarter to publish a new rapey book called Above The Game: A Guide to Getting Awesome with Women.

I just want to crawl back in bed now. Is there any good news today? Besides
the invention of the C-String? (NSFW)