The Salt Lake Tribune has the horrifying story:

A 50-year-old St. George man is in trouble after he allegedly found a female neighbor unconscious on her front porch and allegedly claimed he had sex with her to try to warm her.

Rodger William Kelly told police he inserted his penis inside the unconscious 29-year-old on May 19 because "he was trying to save her life," according to court documents.

"He said he did place it inside of her to try and get her temperature up," police wrote in a probable cause statement filed in 5th District Court.

Just in case there's any confusion here, guys, placing your penis (what passive language!) inside of an unconscious woman is neither gallant nor medically appropriate. It is not on par with placing your hand on an unconscious woman's neck or wrist to feel for a pulse, or even placing your mouth on that of an unconscious woman to initiate CPR. It seems to me that placing your penis inside an unconscious woman is rape.

It seems that the police think so, too. On Monday, Kelly was charged with one count of first-degree felony rape.