Ferry boats or brown mountains with sprinkles on top?
Ben & Jerry's is making a Seattle-flavored ice cream, and they've got a confusing website where you can somehow, maybe, choose between pairs of ingredients like Theo chocolate or yellow cake pieces (yellow cake pieces in ice cream? EWWW), and/or Seattley things like Kerry Park or the gum wall (as a native to Seattle, I do not know where the former is—sue me in comments).
But what would Seattle-flavored ice cream really taste like? Passive-aggression or the Seattle Chill*? Mountains or rainbows? Raindrops or kicky/punchy/shooty cops? Airborne salmon at Pike Place Market or airborne seagull eating French fries at Ivar's? Now YOU try it.
*Please note that I do not believe in the Seattle Chill. But that is a matter for another time.