Joan Didion will be making a Seattle Arts & Lectures appearance at Benaroya Hall on Wednesday, June 5, and if you don't already have tickets, you need to get on it. I will be there, in a tuxedo, introducing her and asking the questions, which is an honor, as I am the Biggest Joan Didion Fanboy in the Universe™, although it's an honor tinged with anxiety, as she has been asked so many questions before. And, of course, she's already revealed so much about herself in her work. So I'm just curious: If you had an opportunity to talk about anything in the world with her, what would you ask?