Hey, look, everyone: It's the first day of Seattle Beer Week, with more than 100 200 (!!!) beery events through May 19 (because a beer week should be longer than a regular week, obvs.). The sloshy fun includes the Tour de Pints bicycle-powered-beer-crawl, a beer-can-car derby at the Pine Box, and the Brewers Mini Golf Blowout in Interbay (“You can be sure there will be drinks on these links”).

Here are our mini-reviews of a handful of the grazillions of bars/pubs/restaurants hosting Beer Week events, and here is the full Beer Week schedule.

It is time to celebrate the best beer city in the world (according to Seattle Beer Week) with beer! It starts at four, meaning IT IS ALMOST BEER O'CLOCK!