Zay Smith:

News Headline: “NRA speaker’s advice: Keep a gun in your child’s room.”
News Headline: “Deputies find meth lab in child’s room.”

No, no, no.
The guns go in the child’s room.
The meth lab goes in the kitchen.
Doesn’t anyone know how to parent anymore?

QT, Chicago reporter Zay Smith's short items column, is a joy to read. You can read it here.