I guess the better question is, why the fuck are you reading Slog right now?

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  • The Stranger

If you're not a contagious shut-in or an overturned turtle, then you have no excuse not to be outside right now. Go buy a six-pack of wine coolers at your favorite gas station and then head to the nearest park, for fuck's sake.