Every Person in Seattle Officially Happy Telling the NBA to Go Fuck Itself: More than 90 percent of Slog readers said so in yesterday's poll. But Chris Hansen says he has "absolutely no plans to give up. Impossible is nothing but a state of mind.'' Seattle's state of mind, again, is that the NBA can go fuck itself.

Gay Conversion Death Camps: A 15-year-old boy is dead after allegedly being taken into a gay-conversions camp, chained to his bed, and beaten to make him more of a man.

Question in the Newsroom: How many of you would stop reading The Stranger if it were bought by the Koch brothers?

The GOP's Unwanted Mascot: This is the year that Alex Jones becomes a household name. Not just by spouting conspiracy theories at Infowars, but by making second-guessing the government a full-scale religion.

Obamacare Is More Accessible: The application is now 75 percent shorter.

But Fewer People Like It: Democrats are increasingly sour to Obamacare.

Several Cars: Caught fire at the Sea-Tac Airport parking garage.

Second-Hand High? A woman claims she was fired from her job after testing positive for marijuana—but she'd only consumed pot smoke second hand from her husband. So KOMO hot-boxed a reporter in a trailer and in a car to see if she tested positive for marijuana and if she exceeded the state's limits for driving high.

A Man Accuses His Roommate of Killing Pet Rabbit: The roommate has a different account:

Police say the two men had gotten into an argument earlier. While Irons was still angry, the brown-and-gray rabbit wandered into his room. Police say Irons told them he was tired of the rabbit roaming the house, so "tossed the rabbit out of his room."

Stop Him if You've Heard This One Before: Obama says he will push to close Guantanamo, adding that the facility "is not necessary to keep America safe."

Last Night's Mayoral Debate: The challengers mostly say they'll be just like Mayor Mike McGinn on policy, but they'll be nicer, like Seattle politicians are supposed to be. Jim Brunner also had a good set of live tweets from the event.