You know the one: The bill that's not about allowing businesses to discriminate against gay people? The bill completely unrelated to the florist who allegedly broke the law when she refused to serve a gay wedding? The bill that says nothing about flowers or gay people?

That one—SB 5927.

Yes, that bill—which is supremely unrelated to all that gay stuff and exclusively all about Jesus-y stuff. Well, this afternoon, the bill's sponsors coincidentally and unrelatedly received identical yellow bouquets on their desks: